The first week is not a greatest-hits montage. It is: land at the correct airport, get euros and a working SIM, sleep, learn one rail line, do one neighbourhood properly, eat at street height, then either leave Paris or double down. Jet lag will lie to you about the Louvre at 16:00. Believe the water bottle more than the 22:00 "we should find a jazz bar".
Day 0 — land at the airport you actually booked

Charles de Gaulle (CDG) is the long-haul default. Orly (ORY) is often the domestic and low-cost southern door. Beauvais (BVA) is not Paris; it is a budget-airline field with a coach. RER B from CDG is the honest city train if you can handle stairs and a ticket machine. Official taxis have a forfait to the Right or Left Bank — ignore the tout with a laminated card.
Passport control: UK passports travel as third-country visitors in Schengen. The short-stay arithmetic is 90 days in any 180. ETIAS — when it actually starts — is an authorisation, not a visa. Check GOV.UK and Visa & entry the week you fly.
Buy or activate a French eSIM / tourist SIM before you leave the hall if the kiosk is open; otherwise the first tabac or operator shop on day one. Keep the UK number for bank texts. Money and SIM.
A Type E/F travel adapter belongs in the personal item. France is 230 V. UK Type G will not love the wall. Sleep before you "do" Paris. The city will still be there after a nap.
Days 1–3 — phone, rail, one neighbourhood
Day 1 — phone and bread. Eat something ordinary: a baguette tradition and a café crème is a legitimate first meal, not a failure. Buy a Navigo Easy or a weekly Navigo Découverte if your dates fit the Monday–Sunday window — the weekly pass is the honest buy for a full week in Île-de-France, not a strip of singles. Zones matter. CDG is not zone 1.
Day 2 — one neighbourhood, not three museums. Walk one arrondissement. The Marais, the canal, a market, a park. The Louvre can wait until you can stand in a queue without swaying. Paris.
Day 3 — one proper outing. Versailles is a day, not a footnote. Or a Seine walk without a destination. Or a TER to a closer town. Do not add Lyon "because the TGV is two hours" on day three.
Days 4–7 — stay or leave
Paris is a hub. You can leave. Three nights is enough to learn the Métro. Seven is enough to stop treating it as a layover. If you leave, pick one region: Loire, Normandy, Lyon, or the coast — not all of them. When to visit, Getting around.
What not to do in week one
Do not rent a car for central Paris. Do not climb the Eiffel Tower and Versailles and the catacombs as a single "orientation". Do not assume English at every counter; a bonjour changes the temperature of the room. Do not treat service compris as a US-style tip line you must match.
| Day | Honest unit |
|---|---|
| 0 | Correct airport, SIM, sleep |
| 1 | Bread, Navigo, one walk |
| 2 | One neighbourhood |
| 3 | One outing |
| 4–7 | Same city or one region |


Across the five guides

On the ground
| Pin | Working note |
|---|---|
| Page | Your first week in France |
| Desk | La Porte |
| First use | Read the pins, then one related page — not five |
| Confirm | Official site or ticket desk the week you go |


The useful unit is one place or one question, not a fourteen-day montage of France. Your first week in France sits in a country that is easy to over-plan and easy to under-prepare. The first week layer is where visitors collect names. This page is the opposite: what to do first, what to skip, and which sibling guide holds the rest.
France rewards a slow unit. One arrondissement, one valley, one appellation, one park trail. The photograph of five landmarks in five days is a real holiday, and it is also a queue with a passport. If you only have three nights, spend two of them in the same bed. The third night is for a train, not a third hotel.
Working a visit
Practical France is sockets (Type E/F, 230 V), tap water that is safe, pharmacies that are the real clinic for minor trouble, and a lunch hour that still closes a village. Cards work in cities. Cash still opens some park kiosks, some island boats, and some market stalls that have never seen contactless. A lightweight adapter belongs in the personal item, not the hold.
We will not write as if every reader is on a gap year, or as if every reader is in a palace hotel. We will not flatten 'the south' into one climate. We will not treat a strike day, a jour férié, or a Tuesday museum closure as a personality quirk of the French. They are calendars. Check them. Then use Your first week in France as a pin, not as scripture.
Cross the five guides instead of cloning them. La Porte holds trains and the first week. La Terre holds weather and park gates. L'Esprit holds museum Tuesdays and the Revolution. La Table holds the market morning and the wine list. Le Moteur holds the Tour, the working week, and why August is empty in Paris and full on the coast.